(via nervousramblings)
:) LOL
are you seeing this?
I actually want to fondle, but yeah i guess sex is a better thing.
“ RT @paulocoelho: Don’t waste your life: stop pleasing people, and become who you always wanted to be ”
Woman: Are you sure there’s nothing i can give you for your birthday? Robot: THE ONLY THING I WANT IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME EVERY NIGHT. Woman: Boners are lovely, But I want to give you something you can treasure forever. Robot: YOU UNDERESTIMATE YOUR APPEAL!