May 2010
3 posts
Funny Wowowee Answers From Their Contestants |... →
Hilaryus.
May 17th
May 16th
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May 16th
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March 2010
6 posts
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/leeolim
Mar 16th
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/leeolim
Mar 16th
1 tag
Pornography. for or against? haha
Surprisingly, I’m against it. But there isn’t much i can do to stop it so i guess I’d probably enjoy it myself. Ask me anything
Mar 16th
Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and...”
– Tina Fey (via iamnotdiddy)
Mar 5th
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January 2010
2 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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November 2009
1 post
Nov 4th
October 2009
5 posts
Oct 25th
“RT @paulocoelho: Don’t waste your life: stop pleasing people, and become...”
– annecurtissmith
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2391 →
Woman: Are you sure there’s nothing i can give you for your birthday? Robot: THE ONLY THING I WANT IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME EVERY NIGHT. Woman: Boners are lovely, But I want to give you something you can treasure forever. Robot: YOU UNDERESTIMATE YOUR APPEAL!
Oct 13th
August 2009
7 posts
Aug 4th
Aug 4th
Blind Date
Jack: How was your evening with Thomas?
Liz: You mean Gretchen Thomas, the brilliant plastics engineer slash lesbian? What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
Aug 4th
Aug 4th
“I want your body your body not you”
– Wonderboys
Aug 4th
July 2009
6 posts
“Fast Food Mafia: http://bit.ly/qPymT”
– aiadriano
Jul 21st
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
Jul 18th
“Stay alive, no matter what occurs.” possibly the most meaningless advice...”
– langfordperry
Jul 18th
Jul 18th
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February 2009
1 post
*bloop bloop* . . .
I am so back… will be posting something sensible pretteh soon.
Feb 15th
January 2009
2 posts
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
December 2008
5 posts
“without me, its just aweso.”
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Dec 28th
10 rules for being human | Cherie Carter Scott
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.” 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the...
Dec 21st
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Dec 16th
5 notes
Twilight. Saw-ed version
HAHAHA LAUGHTRIP kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya “tangina mo nay...
Dec 16th
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i miss my tumblr beau.
Dec 14th
November 2008
17 posts
“I shave and groom my private areas. It’s a better presentation for me. If...”
– - Diddy Tells the new issue of Allure
Nov 18th
Nov 15th
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Nov 13th
Nov 13th
the Shortest fairy tale.
Once upone a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END.
Nov 13th
“It’s not shoes. It’s garbage.”
– Will Valeriano on how much he abhors Sanuk sandals.
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
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OMFreakin’G. I’ve been drawing for 6 days straight. My right arm was aching this morning. Ironically, I wasn’t satisfied with my work, they all look so crappy. Probably because I’m an MMA student, we’re not really into manual drawing and rendering. I’m taking this subject with the AB animation students, so yeah. Still,  I was anxious the whole morning whether my professor will...
Nov 12th
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
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