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kindacarsick: I totally lost.  :(

Blind Date

Jack: How was your evening with Thomas?
Liz: You mean Gretchen Thomas, the brilliant plastics engineer slash lesbian? What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.

The Picture of everything. by ~ Howard Hallis He better...

rocketjumper: ...

“I want your body your body not you”
— Wonderboys